like i was saying

remember back when i was awesome? yeh.

i look at my hands, now, and the callouses are really and truly gone. and, as if the comparative-induced nostalgia wasn't sufficiently wretched, last night i took some time and partially cleaned up a bunch of stuff that existed in the netherwhere between hard drive and notebook (and, as such, was doing exactly no one any good).

the worst thing is: now you can go read about it.

in regards other suspected pronouncements—and (i'm certain) further solidified by the addition of the above:

My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

the exactitude of the sum actually required considerable effort, as is (no doubt) evident.